Cialis Or Viagra?

Which tablet to assist in making sure you get the most out of her pussy, and that dirty weekend.

Now, I’m not reviewing in terms of chronic limp dickness or any medical problems, I’m speaking here of just getting a boost to enhance your fuck-pleasure.

And I’m not suggesting taking either of these tablets on the regular. I’ve read Viagra can fuck-up (and not in a good way) your natural hard-ons with prolonged use, but Cialis you can take (apparently) every day in smaller doses – but only advised if you do have genuine problems.

But don’t pay attention to me in that regard, I’m not a damn doctor: speak to someone who knows what the hell they’re talking about if you suffer from a bona fide limp dick.

Here, I’m talking about when you’re meeting that chick 20yrs younger than you, and want to enjoy screwing her as much as possible since you’re springing for the hotel.


Viagra

I’ve tried it a few times, usually after coming home with an unexpected pull, know I’ve drunk too much, and want to make sure I get the full use and enjoyment of her cunt.

Or like that time with the escort I wrote of previously: I’d paid for her so wanted my money’s worth (which I didn’t get… but you can read what happened there).

It worked well enough, ole Viagra and you can get it over the counter these days, or as the cheaper alternative Sildenafil, which is the main ingredient in Viagra and the same thing.

But Viagra recommends an hour for it to get into your bloodstream and reach your dick, and it only lasts around four hours or so…

Which isn’t that great.

And it doesn’t mix all that well with booze and has some side effects.

For me, it was too hit or miss and restrictive.

Yeah, it worked, but I wasn’t “wowed” by it. I didn’t have a super-hardon or cumming like gangbusters.

I was just kinda “meh” about it all.

Not a small pill, if you have trouble with swallowing these sorts of things.


Cialis

Now Cialis… it kicks in after around 30mins. Booze in your bloodstream doesn’t phase it, and it can last for few days – up to three.

Now that’s more like it!

But to get the best out of it I recommend the highest dose tablet, the 20mg ones. Pop one of them, timed right, and I found it was way superior to Viagra.

Like pumping two loads into her puss without a rest and staying hard, sort of superior.

Of course with both tablets, to achieve best results, I recommend abstaining from wanking for at least three days before screwing so you have a “full tank” before you start.

And so you can enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you really filled her with sperm.

On a two day weekend, one 20mg Cialis will get you through a whole weekend, and keep you randy as a tomcat in high season the whole time.

And you can have a few drinks too and not worry.

Like Viagra, Cialis has a cheaper alternative in Tadalafil and that’s what I buy. Online only though, as you can’t get this stuff over the counter yet as far as I’m aware, at least not in the UK.

Cialis has reportedly less side effects than Viagra as well, if you’re prone to that sort of thing.

To get it, you just fill out an online bullshit form, plug your card details in, and hey-presto, you got yourself some dick-enhancement.

Ensures there’s no embarrassing moments, even if not porn star performance 😉

And these are smaller are pills than Viagra as well.


Disclaimer For The Dumbasses

But everyone’s bodies reacts differently, so don’t take any of my shit as gospel – you buy it and swallow it at your own risk, my friend.

I’m just saying when it agrees with you, you can have a real good time on it.

Just don’t go crushing it up and injecting into your cock like that fucking idiot.


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